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EffectiveSwordcat

Eleven inches of knight. One bandage. A sword longer than his career. He doesn't debate FUD. He cuts it in half.

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I · the first FUD

It came out of the dark. It left in two pieces.

Swipe across the screen. Anything you draw through gets cut. He taught you that.

II · the horde

Jeets, rugs, paper hands. Same sword.

They come in waves now. He doesn't slow down, he doesn't look at the chart, he doesn't miss.

III · the bear

Then the big one showed up. Bigger sword.

Every knight gets one dragon. His was a bear market. It didn't end well for the bear.

Knighted by nobody. Effective anyway.

The field is quiet. The halves are drifting. The cat is already looking for the next one.

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The oath

  1. I will carry a wallet.Phantom or Solflare. The seed phrase stays on paper and never leaves my keep.
  2. I will arm it with SOL.Bought on an exchange and sent over, or bought inside the wallet.
  3. I will check the blade.On pump.fun, connected, the contract matches the one engraved on the sword.
  4. I will not debate FUD.Swap SOL for E/CAT, confirm, and cut the rest in half.

the contract is engraved on the blade

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